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Joke of the Day
"We should have known communism would fail In hindsight there were a lot of red flags"
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"People told me girls wait their whole lives to hear a man say ""I do"" Apparently not if the question was ""Do you think I put on weight?"""
"have you heard about the couple who confused the tube of K-Y Jelly with window putty? It was horrible, all of the windows fell out of their new house"
"Why was the healthy potato not allowed on the plane? He was on the ""No Fry"" list."
"Chicken salad with egg in it is my fave way to eat two generations."
"Are you looking forward to the Olympics? I am, they're going to be dope."
"I once dated a guy who left a trail of rose petals leading to a sinkful of dirty dishes."
"Donald Trump chose Mikey Pence as his vice-president... Did anyone else realize that Mickey and Donald will run America from now on? Walt Disney also could not have imagined this..."
"How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicles"
"Fucked a girl with one leg once... Should've used my dick ."