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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sad coffee? A depresso"
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"How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!"
"My girlfriend hates it when I sneak up on her. Also the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend."
"Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle"
"Al Gore to play role of The Joker in a new Batman Trilogy Why so serial?"
"What's the hardest part about being a Vegan who does Crossfit and owns a Rescue dog? Deciding which to tell people first."
"What is Jojo's Favorite Pokemon Game? Pokemon ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS ORAS"
"My real mom put me up for adoption because the cat was allergic to me :("
"Memo to Life: Fewer lemons. More cherries. Thanks!"
"*pretends to throw a ball and my dog chases after it* haha idiot *checks email* holy shit i won a million dollars??"