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Joke of the Day

"Wife And Husband Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"Damn girl are you today's date? Cause' you're a 10/10"

"I know a great knock knock joke. You start."

"I should write a personal apology to the employees of the sewage treatment plant for what I just sent them."

"What do a tampon and a redsox season ticket holder have in common? Both have a great place to go but at a terrible time."

"What came first the chicken or the egg? The Rooster"

"Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry miss I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret."

"This sentence.. This sentence contains exactly threeee erors."

"Never Judge the Beauty Of a Girl By Her Profile Picture. Judge it By the Photos She is Tagged in"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One-to hold the bulb to the socket while the world revolves around them."