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Joke of the Day

"I should write a personal apology to the employees of the sewage treatment plant for what I just sent them."

"Do you that thing about German people? There Himmel ist blau."

"Why couldn't the life guard save the hippy? Because he was too far out"

"Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him"

"If you are what you eat... If you are what you eat your a dick. HA GOTEEM"

"People who peel the entire banana before eating it are the same ones who take off all their clothes to go to the bathroom."

"Blanket on: too hot, Blanket off: too cold, 1 leg out: perfect, until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it & drags you down the hall."

"Guys, I only wanna hear about your ex if she is dead.If you still talk about her, I'll murder her so we can have an interesting conversation"

"Clearly the people that design refrigerators don't know me if they think 1 tiny cheese drawer & 2 giant vegetable drawers is the way to go."

"What do you get when the Pillsburry Doughboy bends over Dough nuts"