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Joke of the Day

"I should write a personal apology to the employees of the sewage treatment plant for what I just sent them."

"Did you hear about the new show about a camel on a cow ranch? It's been called a dairy drama about a dromedary."

"What subject did Dracula major in during college? AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere."

"I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet."

"the scientific term for a group of cats gathered together in the wild is ""assholes"""

"If you sit on your hands 15 minutes before filling in an exam, it feels like somebody else is disappointing for your teacher. Edit: grammar"

"What sound does a Chinese doorbell make? Ching Chong"

"You shouldn't be allowed to wear animal print if you are bigger than said animal."

"What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes? Fine. They will just be burnt on one side."

"Love is patient. Love is kind. Love has never been in a relationship apparently."