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Joke of the Day
"So Scooby Doo mixes Ruthenium Hydrogen together with alcohol.. RuH-ROH."
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"What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff? Baa-Dum-Sss"
"Man is like spider.. .. bound to have sticky hand when on web!"
"What does the window do when the sun shines on it? It gets Blinded I excuse myself out."
"How do Buddhist monks send emails? They remove all attachments."
"Asked my 65yo mom what she'd like for Christmas and she said ""Surprise me"". Hope she likes her new pet python."
"Favorite Mythological Creature Someone on tumblr who isn't oppressed"
"Wanna hear a joke?? Okay here goes, My ex-wife still misses me! BUT HE AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see it's funny because marriage is terrible.-Stanley pines 2012"
"Me: It stands for Greatest Of All Time Jeweller: I just don't think your wife will want ""THE GOAT IS MINE"" inscribed on her wedding ring"
"Ladies, don't be sad if your thighs begin to start touching You're becoming a mermaid!"