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Joke of the Day
"How do Buddhist monks send emails? They remove all attachments."
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"[in church] ""And Jesus, our saviour, died on the cross for your sins."" [vicar points directly at me & entire congregation collectively nods]"
"Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital."
"What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill? *Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*"
"This alphabet soup that I spilled on the floor is still more coherent than most Pitbull lyrics."
"I'll never forget what that Pyscho said before he kicked the bucket. ""BRING ME A BUCKET, AND I'LL SHOW YOU A BUCKET."""
"What did Thomas Jefferson grow? Old."
"Remember when mowhawks meant you were a tough punk rocker? Now they just mean that you're 3 and your parents are idiots."
"What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house? Roofs."
"What did the baby call the strip club? An all you can eat buffet"