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"Favorite Mythological Creature Someone on tumblr who isn't oppressed"

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"What's white, big and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A fridge."
"What do you call a gay rock. A fruity pebble."
"What is Forrest Gumps password? 1forrest1"
"It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor."
"Why were the police ever issued with pepper sprays? Surely this will lead to the creation of more seasoned criminals."
"Re: global warming and the cold weather ""Liberals keep telling me the Titanic is sinking but my side of the ship is 500 feet in the air."""
"When Vanna White dies... Do you think her family will receive a lot of touching letters?"
"In a survival situation, you can drink your own urine. Fortunately, my Wi-Fi came back on just as I was filling the can."
"I've been digging through piles of fossils all day. No Homo."