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Joke of the Day

"Ladies, don't be sad if your thighs begin to start touching You're becoming a mermaid!"

"Fried chicken is unhealthy, especially for the chicken."

"I don't understand ads on p0rn sites. like who is ever in the middle of jerking off then goes like ""woah! that's the new detergent?"""

"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven."

"A hamburger walks into a bar... ...and the bartender says ""I'm sorry, we don't serve food here""."

"I got in trouble for masturbating in the showers Apparently it ruined the school trip to auschwitz"

"A blonde was attempting to swim across the English channel. But she got tired halfway, and swam back."

"Time really flies by. Seems like only yesterday I was just a young apprentice-bater."

"Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks."

"Follow your dreams, do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life! Because they're not hiring in that field."