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Joke of the Day
"Ladies, don't be sad if your thighs begin to start touching You're becoming a mermaid!"
Next Joke
"I don't have a problem sharing my funny stuff with ya'll here as you c0py & paste to your Facebook, it's the damn Twitter crew I can't stand with their self righteousness and egos."
"What language does a patio speak? Porch-uguese"
"The biggest joke of all time! My existence"
"Why does the letter ""r"" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday? payday vs prayday."
"I like my women like I like my wine.... Nine years old and locked in my basement."
"Doctor's Office Visit The doctor asked me how my bowel movements have been lately, I told him very dark. He asked me to describe so I said, ""every time i look into the bowl, it spells out 'DIE'"""
"There's this guy at work who loves shoving baguettes up his butt. What a pain in the ass."
"If you watch Jaws backwards... Its about a shark that throws up so many people, they have to open a beach"
"""I'll have a caramel macchiato, hold the espresso & milk."" ""Miss, that's just a cup of caramel sauce."" ""You heard me."""