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Joke of the Day
"How about putting that screaming kid on vibrate"
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"What Men think What is the useless skin around the vagina called? The Women"
"Yesterday Bill Clinton called Hillary, ""the ablest person I've ever worked with."" Well, I can see why he's a hit with the ladies."
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"What's the difference between a 10 year old and a stripper? .... you better fuqing know you sick fuck!"
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