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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday Bill Clinton called Hillary, ""the ablest person I've ever worked with."" Well, I can see why he's a hit with the ladies."

"Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out."

"How many people died on the Titanic? A boatload."

"Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm Even god couldn't hit a one iron"

"I am Poliachi Man laughs, roll on snare drum"

"""Dear Hotels, stop hiding your electrical outlets. I don't want to move a bed or table to charge something."" - Everyone"

"What does the NFL and Broke Back Mountain have in common? Cowboys that suck."

"How do you spot a blind guy at a nude beach? It isn't hard"

"How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap."

"This woman got so offended when I asked if I could pet her son, like I'm the one who put him on a leash."