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Joke of the Day

"Just killed a cricket at work, and, long story short, I'm now being asked to audition for Riverdance."

"I visited a dyslexic Christian clairvoyant today... She read my Psalm"

"Intensive care toddler One of the toddlers on the Intensive Care Unit is playing with a toy donkey. ICU baby, shaking that ass..."

"What do you call Muslims on a Plane? PASSENGERS!"

"A baby of few hours old is third in line for the highest title in the UK."

"What did the fish say when he ran into the wall. Dam..."

"my car's fuel economy is not doing so good... as a matter of fact, it's tanking"

"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it on one side"

"Knock Knock Who's there? Moderate Islam. ....... That's strange. I could've sworn I heard a knock at the door."

"I'm a bokeper Q: Isn't that bookkeeper? A: People always mix me up with my brother. He's... a double-entry bookkeeper."