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Joke of the Day
"What has four legs and goes ""Oom! Oom!""? A cow walking backwards!"
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"Banks suck ass. First they get bailed out with $700B of our money, then they're like ""You can't use Wingdings for the font on your checks."""
"If I had a dollar for every time I saw a repost of r/Jokes ... I'd be as rich as the guy who posted this first"
"Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: ""Baroke baroke baroke."""
"Laying in bed with the wife last night, she asked ""what would you like to do most to my body?""""identify it"" probably wasnt the right answer"
"I am racist. fuck NASCAR."
"So this guy is on a date with this hot chick, after a while, weird sh*t starts happening..."
"I'd like to thank the floor, for always catching me when I'm falling down."
"Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day? Because it's the first date."
"How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor? Send them the Fine Brothers."