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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Muslims on a Plane? PASSENGERS!"

"If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur!"

"My grandfather always used to say that to really know a person, you have to walk in his shoes. He had six hundred and nine pairs when they finally caught him."

"What's the difference between a hooker and a dead baby? One makes you feel sick and the other one is free!"

"I told a joke in lit class and got crickets So my teacher was telling us about a class she took. ""I took a really epic class on Falkner."" and I responded ""not as epic as a class I took on Homer."""

"Q: What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas? A: Highway 55."

"so a man is playing a violin in the middle of the jungle And a lion comes up and eats him. A tiger comes up and says ""hey man why did you do that? It sounded beautiful"" and the lion replied WHAT?"

"What do you call... What do you call a dwarf who sells prosthetic limbs? A small arms dealer."

"A Photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The Photon replies ""No I'm traveling light"""

"I recently went to a gym in Chinatown. When I walked into the mens' changing room... ...there were Wangs everywhere!"