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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there? Moderate Islam. ....... That's strange. I could've sworn I heard a knock at the door."

"I've spent the last four years looking for my ex-wife's killer... ...but no one will do it."

"oh so you rich guys throw the water out after you boil hotdogs. too good for hotdog soup. too good to dab the soup on your wrists like colog"

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car"

"Kid's are afraid to take this nap. Kidnap."

"My sister said she had strange cravings and an enhanced sense of smell so she must be pregnant, but I secretly thought, ""werewolf."""

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."

"What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish? Pepperoni Picza!"

"A guy walks into a pet store wanting to buy a talking bird. He sees a parrot and says to the bird, ""Hey, can you speak, stupid?"" The bird replies, ""Yes, can you fly, Dummy?"""

"This is your captain speaking THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING"