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"my car's fuel economy is not doing so good... as a matter of fact, it's tanking"
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"Blonde joke... Blonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: NOBODY DOES!!!"
"Wedding photographer's slogan: Take a picture of your marriage. It will last longer."
"Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?"
"Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet? It doesn't need cleaning."
"To the 20 year old girl who wrote an essay claiming she is too pretty to be allowed to lead a normal life:Same."
"What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink? Affogato!"
"Sex is like Pizza I haven't had any in a while."
"Watching CNN for news is like watching ""Patch Adams"" for medical advice."
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