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Joke of the Day

"What did the fish say when he ran into the wall. Dam..."

"Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mum walking in on you looking at the Google homepage."

"What do you call an aardvark that writes poems? A bardvark!"

"I heard they found the plane.. Well at least Sarah Palin tweeted that she could see the wreckage from her house."

"Coffee is a gateway drug. You end up stirring liquid with increasingly larger sticks until eventually you're paddling a kayak."

"How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy? He scared the hell out of him."

"A snake walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""How did you do that?"""

"What did Sandy say when she came to New York? I come to this great city with great intentions."

"Why did the fish fall off it's bike? It's a fish."

"What's the difference between a jew and a boy-scout? Boy-scout comes back from the camp"