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Joke of the Day

"Tried to sign up to a website the other day... I put my password as ""beef stew"" It said password not stroganoff."

"mom: who's your background? me: my boyfriend mom: can i meet him? me: not before i do mom: what? me: what?"

"A boring midget asked for advice picking up the ladies I said all you need to do is get a little personality"

"How many dead babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them"

"What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend? Marriage-u-wanna?"

"What did the lion say to the antelope? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"How much does the average gay man ejaculate? I don't know but I hear it's an assload."

"*i put two straws in my drink* gf: awhh :) me: hell ya double barrel *i use both straws*"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !"

"What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence."