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Joke of the Day

"Tried to sign up to a website the other day... I put my password as ""beef stew"" It said password not stroganoff."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."

"What's the longest word in the English language? A native Texan saying, ""Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."""

"What has 4 legs but cant move? A child born in Chernobyl, duh."

"How do frogs die? They kermit sucide"

"What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common? Both hate when people stick beef between two buns."

"The Energizer Bunny was recently arrested. He was charged with battery."

"Why does Santa not have kids? Cause he only comes once a year."

"Today's Generation ""omg my parents never let me have anything."" via iPhone"

"What is the difference between a used tire and a year supply of used condoms? The first one is a Goodyear and the other is a great year."