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Joke of the Day

"Just changed my Facebook name to No one' So when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."

"Jokes (Water) Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O. "

"What is the famous martial art of Israel? Jiu-Jitsu"

"My dog barks for 2 reasons: 1. When somewhere in the world another dog is barking. 2. When somewhere in the world no other dog is barking."

"I don't care about heaven when I die I just want to know which words I used the most and how many bears I unknowingly walked by &other stats"

"*sleeps with the fishes but does not use condom*"

"From grandma: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In memory of all the faces that were buried there."

"Wait, is Obama our second black President or our first black President again?"

"House is a good doctor. He's also got a good heart. He should let his friends see the real him. But he's scared."

"Subway, Eat flesh. (If Hannibal Lector owned chain restaurants.)"