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Joke of the Day

"2016: Surely Donald Trump won't win 2017: He can't do that... right? 2018: I hope my district wins the Hunger Games!"

"What would you have if your car's motor was in flames? A fire engine."

"What do animals read in zoos? Gnus papers."

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick."

"it's cool how the members of Anonymous are so good at computer stuff, but also wrote so many great poems and inspirational quotations."

"I need a less intrusive addiction than Twitter so I started using meth this morning."

"How do I know we are going to have sex tonight? Because, I'm stronger then you are."

"Today I saw a homeless man pick up a brochure for a computer repairer. I guess he's having computer problems?"

"Horrible one liner I'm trying to come up with a one liner. Shit."

"Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger? It's meteor."