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Joke of the Day
"Bono is gonna be really pissed off when he finds out he's not Jesus."
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"Why are quantum physicists bad lovers? When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position."
"I thought the Undertale genocide run was comic, But than I met sans. ^I'm ^so ^sorry."
"A guy sees a woman walking her dog... Guy : Wow I didn't know you could walk a cow ! Woman : I'm sorry but this is a dog. Guy : Yes I know, I was talking to the dog."
"Jew Jokes Aren't Funny. Anne Frankly I find them offensive."
"Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom! #HappyBirthdayBob"
"Dark humour is a lot like food Not everyone gets it"
"Nothing will get this Billy Joel song out of my head. At this point, I'm praying for a heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."
"After 50 years of failed embargoes and isolation the US has recently unleashed its most obnoxious weapon on Cuba to date... The American tourist!"
"If you ever take a bus and you don't stare out the window and pretend you're escaping your abusive mother, you're doing it all wrong."