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Joke of the Day

"simple joke (but dirty) what's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? a fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out"

"Plum Hair Jokes THESE JOKES ARE BASED ON GIRLS WITH PLUM HAIR IF YOU DONT KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT PLUM HAIR YOU DYE YOUR HAIR TO GET PLUM SO.... ENJOY"

"No male deserves to win the lottery.. They already won it when they were born."

"I really wanted my kid to be a kid so I gave birth directly into the ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese's."

"How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware issue."

"Good is the enemy of great. Sponge is the enemy of math. Metaphysics is the enemy of Walmart."

"What do you call a stuck up slut? Cuntseeded"

"Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused? His daddy was a mummy"

"Are you having trouble finding your kids' name's on bottles of Coca Cola? Then I bet you wish you'd given them proper names instead of thinking you were clever by calling them Lake and Destiny."

"Russian history in 5 words: ""And then things got worse."""