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Joke of the Day

"What is a Golden retriever's favorite sex position? It doesn't really matter, as long as its ruff."

"My ex-teacher left the cheese industry for the same reason he left the teaching industry.. Hated grating."

"the biggest problem facing feminism today is when I cant find my car. how are we supposed to get anywhere when I dont know where my car is"

"Why did Simba's father die? Because he couldn't Mufasa!"

"So I asked my uncle how he felt about the Ducks this season He replies ""I finally know what it feels like to be a Beaver fan."""

"Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there."

"People that say ""money can't buy happiness"" either have no money or buying the wrong things."

"My girlfriend thinks dressing up as a clown during sex would be weird ... I think it would be fucking ridiculous."

"Why was the dyslexic atheist a cat person? He doesn't believe in dog."

"QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole."