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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a zebra and a bar? Zebras have bars around their asshole, and there are assholes around the bars."

"A patient said to a psychiatrist, ""I keep wanting to cover myself in gold paint."" The psychiatrist said, ""Sounds like you have a gilt complex."""

"A young couple are in bed for the very first time The guy asks "" Are you nervous?""--- ""Yes "" she says.--- ""Is this your first time?""--- ""No, i've been nervous before"""

"Why did the grapes gang rape and sodomize the orange with a chain saw? They found him aPEELing."

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None... It should be opened when she brings it to you."

"I Have plenty of girls who can suck, I'm looking for the one who can blow my mind."

"What do you call an underwater adventure with a Great Dane? Scooby-Diving"

"What did the Orthopedist Comedian Magician say to his patient? ""For my next trick, i'll tickle your funny bone"""

"I don't know what STD causes blurry genitals... But Japan seems to have an epidemic of it."

"What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched? It was an explosive success"