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Joke of the Day

"Things got heated on my date the other night and I said ""hey you wanna do 68?"" She says ""what's that?"" I said ""it's when you blow me and I owe you one."""

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can pick strawberries."

"How many Mexicans will make it across the border when Trump becomes president? Juan in a million."

"Her: You know, I hear a lot of guys are celebrating St. Patrick's Day this year with a quiet dinner at home. Me: Yea, the nursing home..."

"Giving compliments... ...to women is like pot-hitting in a mine field."

"What's the worst part about eating out a grandma? Have you ever pulled apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"

"Bring your nsfw jokes. You down? Anything that makes parents cry when their kids say it."

"""This joke is told through a third persons omniscient point of view."" Said the guy who wanted everyone to know that he had gotten an A in his literature class."

"[Politics] Illegal immigrants are lucky The government is helping them escape the US ...and into mexico, where a booming ladder industry is providing plenty of jobs"

"Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics? Because they never have any sandwiches."