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Joke of the Day
"Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate."
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"Starting to believe that your family tree must've been cactus."
"*locks hands with stranger in elevator* im nervous, this is my first time flying"
"The man is crying on the cemetry. -Why did you leave us so early? He is asked why are you so crying? Do you cry about your close relative? -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife."
"How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have? Nion"
"Success is like pregnancy... Everyone congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."
"For the english - What do you call a girl with 2 cunts? NdubZ"
"What makes for a great relationship but a shit gaming partner? Someone who goes down a lot."
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally"
"What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet? Tony."