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Joke of the Day
"For the english - What do you call a girl with 2 cunts? NdubZ"
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"Found my cat reading To Kill A Mockingbird. I told him that it didn't actually involve killing birds, but he said he liked courtroom dramas."
"Why was 6 afraid of 11? Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind."
"What does a rusty cow say? MgOOOO!!!"
"Why is Santa's sack so large? He only comes once a year."
"Did you hear about the German doing an impression at the talent show? He did the wurst."
"""Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?"" ""Not this guy!"" -Thumb amputee victim"
"What is a nomad? Someone who is not crazy. Nomad= No+mad."
"As a young child my mom told me I could be anything I wanted to be. It turns out that the police call this identity theft."
"If I was the editor of a magazine, I would put gametes on the cover Because sex cells."