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Joke of the Day

"The man is crying on the cemetry. -Why did you leave us so early? He is asked why are you so crying? Do you cry about your close relative? -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife."

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"Yes, you're drawing your eyebrows too high. Don't look so surprised."
"Why do you hate a nosey pepper? Cuz he's jalapeno .business"
"American Pharroah walks into a bar... The bartender says "" i'm not even going to ask..."""
"Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone? Because he has to cosign"
"My neighbour left her outdoor stereo blaring & went out for the night. I now have a set of speakers for sale, minus the wires. Call me."
"Half of all the people who go to an abortion clinic come out alive..."
"A fish hits a wall ... Dam wall!!"
"What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day? SINGLE."