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Joke of the Day
"What makes for a great relationship but a shit gaming partner? Someone who goes down a lot."
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"A Polish guy goes to the eye doctor The doctor holds up a chart: K Z S Y X W K P G and asks the man if he can read it. ""Read it?"" he says, ""I *know* the guy!"""
"Oh for goodness sake, if abortion was really the same as murdering babies nobody would favour it. Isn't it OBVIOUS you're missing the point?"
"How do you split Rome in half? You use a pair of caesars."
"What does the twitter bird drink? Twater!"
"I just watched a knot making documentary, it was really good! Especially that ending, what a twist."
"I went out for dinner tonight... ...and they tried to charge me for salt and pepper! I thought it was condimentary."
"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold my penisI mean my motherI mean the ladder."
"Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses and his father standing beside him said ""Now remember son. Don't wear them when you're not looking at anything."""
"Genie: Whats your first wish? Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money."