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Joke of the Day
"I bought my friend an elephant for his room... He said, ""Thanks"". I said, ""Don't mention it""."
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"why are clothes so expensive???? i should not have to pay this much to not be naked. people should pay ME to not be naked"
"If your Uncle Jack was stuck on a roof Would you help your Uncle Jack off?"
"In Finland when a baby is born you just whip a bunch of magnetic letters at the fridge and that's its name."
"What did the egg say at the party? Omelet"
"girl [smiling]: hey, how are you!? me [visibly nervous]: not much!"
"What did they name the hot sauce lubricant? They called it Sricrotcha..."
"Just got back from Sam's Club - got a great new electric piano, 19 pack of BBQ lighters, and a impulse kayak - fuck forgot milk"
"What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Hillary Clinton? A dickless bull that can't fuck its way into the white house. But who tell which is which?"
"My girlfriend didn't like my penis at first... ... but then it grew on her."