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Joke of the Day
"girl [smiling]: hey, how are you!? me [visibly nervous]: not much!"
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"A man shot a guy in the butt from 1000m away It was one helluva crack-shot."
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"What do you call a modified practice amongst border security workers? A custom custom custom."
"*Scrawls ""HELP ME, MY PARENTS ARE VEGANS!"" on gas station restroom mirror*"
"Knock knock. This may not be This may not be a funny joke."
"Confucius on Sex Confucius say, ""It is good for boy to meet girl in park...but it is better for boy to park meat in girl."""
"Teacher : What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ? Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !"
"Bumper sticker: We got rid of the kids, the cat was allergic..."
"Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life? Because the Steaks are too high."