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Joke of the Day

"Following my vasectomy my urologist told me to return with a sample after I had ejaculated 40 times Ok Doc. See you tomorrow morning!"

"Compliment somebody on their moustache and all of a sudden she is not your friend anymore."

"My sense of humor has been described as ""please stop"" and ""you're ruining dinner"""

"What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros? Haremhal"

"How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb? None *et al.*"

"I bet Anne Franke had the worlds most boring Foursquare account."

"Don't glare at me lady! You're the one who named your kid Marco then yelled his name in the store!"

"What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"So I hear Robin Gibb died a few days ago. There's only one BeeGee left now... ...I guess he's Stayin' Alive..."

"There's a girl on my art course who never does any original work, she copies everything. We call her Tracey."