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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college? Bison!"
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"What do you call a fat alien? An extra-cholesterol. ...I'm so sorry."
"Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman!"
"What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's sexual orientation? Bicepsual."
"People think I have really bad road rage. In reality I'm just really horny."
"The England Football team..... visited a Brazilian orphanage this morning. 'It's heartbreak to see their sad little faces with no hope' said Jose, age 6."
"Two rednecks are having sex -""Who's your daddy!! Who's your daddy!!"" -""You are."""
"How do you hide from imminent retribution? Karmaflage!"
"The first rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference. The second rule is that any numbered list of rules will lead to a Fight Club reference."
"We all exist due to a radioactive explosion that formed the universe and with endless posibilities... ...you're sitting on your computer reading jokes on the internet."