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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college? Bison!"
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"A rolling stone... somebody pushed it."
"I dated a lizard once but he had a-reptile dysfunction so it didn't work out."
"What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant sir!"
"What do you call a fake noodle? an IMPASTA"
"A roman walks into a bar A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus The bartender asks ""don't you mean a martini?"" The Roman replies ""If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!"""
"You don't owe anyone an explanation for who you are."
"What's the most played song at Amish parties? Churn Down For What"
"Simon: I wrote a song Garfunkel: *reads lyrics* Garfunkel: ""I am a rock. I am an island"" dude I'm like right here. I thought we were friends"
"If you hold the door open for me when I'm more than ten feet away, you aren't doing me a favor. You're making me exercise."