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Joke of the Day
"A peacock is just a chicken made by Versace."
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"What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show? Drummers."
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"The early bird gets the worm... but the second mouse gets the cheese!"
"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts."
"The dumbest joke in the world Q: What's a Christian's least favorite typeface? A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil."
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"Do you want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"
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