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Joke of the Day
"How do you burn an Irishman ear? Ring him while he's ironing..."
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"I finally got my first interview since moving to the US. Almost able to say something more romantic to the GF than ""you're out of batteries"""
"Why do jews watch porn backwards? so they can come when the prostitute hands the money to the guy"
"I was watching the Cosmos, when Neil Degrasse Tyson related our genes are similar to ones in trees That means that all men have got wood in dem jeans."
"I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister... It was wrong on so many levels."
"Boy, pet stores don't like it when you ask, ""What is the most delicious animal you sell here?"""
"Women are like roaches Very hard to approach, but make a satisfying crunch when you smash them. Wait what"
"QUESTION: What is the difference between a ""Battery"" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side."
"Married men aren't allowed to go the grocery store alone because we're the kid in the shopping cart, but with money"
"If you were to second guess your decision to stay at a hotel on a native american reserve... ....that would be a reservation reservation reservation -credit to Brian Regan"