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Joke of the Day
"A macaroni and cheese based meal assisted a burger thief. The meal was a hamburglar helper."
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"What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend? Boo bae! (Read aloud please)"
"So I was eating out my Grandma... ...And I tasted horse semen and thought, *Ohh, so that's how she died.*"
"I told my chiropractor that my spine was already in alignment, but he proved me wrong. Now I stand corrected."
"HR: What are some of your strengths? Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!"
"At the store: Sir, do you have cotton balls? Look, if I had cotton balls my kids would be plush toys!"
"What is better than a rose on a piano? Tulips on the organ. (I'll show myself out...)"
"Why was the OCD race car driver so fast? Because he had anal prolapse."
"Bill Cosby buys a really boring, run-down bar People say its so boring you might just fall asleep after one of the drinks"
"Women just want to make us better men, not drain our life essence. And sharks are just trying to kiss us but their teeth get in the way."