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Joke of the Day

"My best friend was brutally murdered last week Its only now that I can look back and laugh. - Norm Macdonald"

"I can do something that Einstein can't. Breathe."

"What did the stubborn Hindu in Pakistan say after partition? Na-ama-ste"

"I got my haircut the other day... ...and I just saw my barber at the grocery. He asked how I liked my haircut. I told him I didn't like it at first, but its growing on me."

"""The shortest distance between two points is a straight line"" Triggered. Discriminates against gay lines."

"Q. Why do Americans deep fry so much food? A. They love OIL __ "

"I wrote a limerick on a train yesterday There once was a fella named Rick Who started to date this hot chick But brief was romance For tucked in her pants This bitch the whole time had a dick."

"What does a DrugLord and a TimeLord have in common... They both have two hearts, but one keeps his spare in a cooler."

"I wake up relatively happy every morning. Then I interact with other people and things change quickly."

"Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer? It had freed up one GB of space."