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Joke of the Day

"My best friend was brutally murdered last week Its only now that I can look back and laugh. - Norm Macdonald"

"Driving isn't even in the top 5 things I'm thinking about when I'm driving."

"More outlets please, anyone planning on building anything anywhere."

"The people in charge of hell sometimes visit North Korea just to exchange ideas."

"My friend David recently lost his ID. Now we just call him dav."

"Everybody is annoying after one hour."

"[trying not to think about Sonic The Hedgehog during sex] Her: faster! faster! Me: oh god no"

"All those political ads are very convincing. They convinced me to stop watching television."

"I was going to make a joke about anal sex... ...butt fuck it."

"Farmer What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? ""Where's my tractor?"""