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Joke of the Day
"I have sex daily. Sorry, I meant dyslexia."
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"So a neutron walks into a bar He asks the bartender ""how much for drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you, no charge."""
"I can't believe how much of this stuff at the self checkout is free."
"What currency do they use in space? Star Bucks."
"A boring midget asked for advice picking up the ladies I said all you need to do is get a little personality"
"Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because its the scenter."
"Neighbors across the street have their Christmas lights up, so I invited them to my Easter Egg hunt this afternoon."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? an investigator. :D"
"RISE & SHINE ** Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!**"
"Donald Duck is far too angry for somebody who never has to suffer pants."