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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website? DruPal"

"What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air? A dead centipede."

"I'm so sick and tired of my friends who can't handle their alcohol. The other night they dropped me three time while carrying me to the car."

"Dad tell me a joke[nsfw] ""Hey dad tell me a joke"" Dad:""Pussy"" Son:""I don't get it"" Dad:""I know hahahaha"""

"Pants Up Don't Loot"

"What is happiess... Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city"

"I bought a racehorse today and I named him My Face. I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear a load of posh twats shouting, ""Come on My Face."""

"The C in Closed is open... but the O in Open is closed"

"One from france Do you know why 50% of women on earth will never have an orgasm? Well I can't be everywhere at the same time."

"Did you hear they found bones on the dark side of the moon? The cow never made it."