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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirates favourite video game genre? Arr-PG's"

"My New Year's Resolution is to lose 10 pounds Only 13 more to go"

"This drunk guy in the mirror thinks he can beat me in a dance off but I totally embarrassed him in front of the whole women's bathroom."

"What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea? I've never had a Walnut on my chest.."

"Sign language is a pretty handy skill"

"Hey baby, Heaven must be missing an angle because you're kindacute."

"Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? It'll leave you in stitches!"

"You're more likely to find something when you're not looking for it. Right now, I'm not looking for a bunch of cash. I hope this shit works."

"What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill? ""I'm cured!"""

"Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !"