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Joke of the Day

"I'm really sick of my job. It's always ""copy this"", ""print that"", ""you left your bra in the break room again."""

"What time is it? http://youtu.be/mHyRCeKxhss This is an animated joke. I hope a video submission flies here."

"Animals are better than people because they can't talk"

"Easy way to earn karma points on /r/jokes? Options are: 1) Crack a witty comment 2) Link to /r/dadjokes 3) Submit a damn joke and the answer is.....drumroll...... just reply with a ""whoosh"", simple!"

"Why did the tomato blush? He saw the salad dressing."

"A chemist walks into a bar and orders a glass of h2o... The next guy in line says, ""I'll have a glass of h2o, too."" He died shortly after."

"Just like to give a shout out to the guy who plays triangle in our orchestra. Thanks for every ting."

"The only way to make conservatives feel threatened by climate change is to convince them the climate is gay."

"When will a proper female AI be made? When we invent NANDOR logic gates"

"FACT : Half of all missing person reports involve people trying to find their way out of IKEA."