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Joke of the Day
"When will a proper female AI be made? When we invent NANDOR logic gates"
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"*swivels around in evil chair* *evil laugh* *pets evil cat* *evil cat laughs* *jumps out of evil chair* ""Holy shit, that cat just laughed!"""
"What do ghosts drink? BOOOOOZE"
"I don't like bone jokes.. I don't find them humerus."
"I had a call from a charity asking me to donate old clothes for starving people. I told them anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving"
"Someone stole my................... Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that."
"If we really do live in a simulation, I think I know how they programmed global warming. They most likely used an ""Al-Gore-Ithm"""
"TIFU by accidentally eating my friend's sandwich from Subway Oops, wrong sub."
"Flipped the entire family off while they had their eyes closed during grace."
"How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsout_goonsout"