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Joke of the Day
"Animals are better than people because they can't talk"
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"The world is so full of double standards... A woman tris to sleep with every guy she sees and she's a slut. I try to do that and all of the sudden I'm 'gay' and not allowed in Toys 'R' Us anymore."
"Women are like cars... Only the broken ones stick around."
"I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming ""KITT!"" When he can't find his car."
"My boss refused to give me a raise until I whipped him with my belt. It took some feirce negotiating, but he finally buckled."
"What did the werewolf write at the bottom of the letter? Best vicious . . ."
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"All men like to think they are marrying nymphomaniacs.The problem is that, after a few years, the nympho leaves but the maniac doesn't."
"Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months."
"Why did the competitive deep-sea diver lose the big competition? He couldn't handle the pressure."