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Joke of the Day
"I am not that kind of woman...I""m much worse."
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"Whats so great about twenty-five year olds? There's 20 of them! (I can't believe this isn't a repost.)"
"How does a feminist change a light-bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change shit."
"I feel like before a bee stings a human, all his dumb bee friends are like ""you can totally take him."""
"Humuhumunukunukuapuaa A joke from my 3 yo said just before Halloween. Ahem. What do Humu Humu fish say on Halloween? Trigger treat!"
"Rob Riggle has to move to a new city, where does he live? [POWlo Alto](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKCL_ToOook)"
"Bend over and take it like a taxpayer."
"Seriously, Twitter. Do NOT import my contacts."
"I'm bad at misleading people Not"
"[Jack Black's birthday] Oh wow..ANOTHER rock polisher, thanks grandma. ""How is Rock School going dear?"" It's School of ro- *sigh* nevermind."