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Joke of the Day

"I feel like before a bee stings a human, all his dumb bee friends are like ""you can totally take him."""

"1st grade: Color inside the lines. 10th grade: Color outside the lines. Art School: Snort the lines and then go color."

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kids? Easy on the candy!"

"My lesbian neighbors got me a Rolex for my birthday I don't think they understood when I said "" I wanna watch"""

"Luke Skywalker is well on his way to completing his comic book collection... ...he's already got all the daddy issues."

"What kind of bees make the best milk? Boo Bees!"

"What do you call a pest from the moon? A luna-tick."

"What do you call a rabbi with heart burn? Acidic Jew"

"Have you heard of the joke about the broken coinfactory? It doesn't make cents"

"What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos."