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Joke of the Day

"Rob Riggle has to move to a new city, where does he live? [POWlo Alto](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKCL_ToOook)"

"Friend: ""Hey, that girl is cute. Can you put in a good word for me?"" Me: ""Sure"" *walks up to girl* *whispers* ""magnanimous"""

"Dance till you feel hurt. Sing till your lungs hurt. Act till you're William Hurt. - Phil Dunphy From Phil's Osophies (Modern Family). I have to get that book."

"Three Muslims walk into a bar... They get shot, because Islam forbids the consumption of alcohol."

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed up into a meat grinder? Apparently he got a little behind in his orders."

"What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside."

"A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, ""This dog tells me you're on drugs."" ""I'm on drugs? You're the one talking to dogs"""

"Girls are like blackjack I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 16."

"People that still call into radio stations are probably doing it from house phones."

"How come Barbie never got pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."