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Joke of the Day

"How does a feminist change a light-bulb? Just kidding, feminists don't change shit."

"So i'm sitting down at a fight and chris brown is sitting next to me He points at Rihana and says "" I'm hitting that"""

"How do you make holy water? Put it in a pot and boil the hell out if it."

"I recently joined a group for ambidextrous people. It didn't feel right, so I left."

"What is the difference between roast beef and pee soup? You can roast beef."

"My wife was preparing to bake bread... I asked what that was she was putting into the mix. She said, ""dill weed"". I said, ""Darling, you know I love your recipes, but I refuse to eat dill dough!""."

"What's faster than a black man with your TV? His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*"

"Why is Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement."

"How do college students exercise? By swimming in their debt."

"Drag slicks are a lot like condoms... ...you don't really mind a broken one until you realize how expensive it's going to be."