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Joke of the Day
"What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves? Gangsta wrappers!"
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"If I opened a strip club I would have the girls wear BBQ scented perfumes. So when guys came home they could say they were at a Steak House."
"They say you're not supposed to go to the grocery store when you're hungry. It's been several days now, what should I do?"
"Time is not wasted, when your wasted all the time"" ~Benjamin Franklin (I think.)"
"I love it! My girlfriend is so deep.... They'll never find her body."
"Canada has seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction."
"I lost my dictionary today. I can't find the words to express my dissapointment."
"I was going to tell this gay joke... ...but fuck it..."
"Did you hear about the new drug that makes its users apathetic? It's called Crystal Meh"
"Why are shopaholics so hard to help? They can be very ""clothes""-minded about the problem."