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Joke of the Day
"Why do girls like nice guys? Cause nice guys always finish last."
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"I have two short jokes and one long joke. . . Joke Joke Joooooooooooooooooooke. (I apologize to everyone. That one offended even me.)"
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"Want to hear a really shitty gay joke? poop dick"
"What would Ashley Tisdale have to do to become a boxing champion? Bop bop bop, bop to the top"
"They say ""dress for the job you want,"" but this space suit chafes and I'm not convinced that Arby's is truly committed to a space program."
"Salads don't kill people. People who eat salads kill people."
"My fave pickup line as a gay man... Hey, are you a vital organ? Because I don't think I can live without you inside of me."