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Joke of the Day
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump-kin."
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"What do you get when you cross a turd and a mailbox? Shitpost."
"If a cop tazed me and then yelled ""Raiden Wins!""... I would instantly lose all animosity towards him."
"Do you know Mike? Mike ock"
"Never understood why ghosts haunt old, dusty houses. If I was a ghost I'd haunt Hawaii or Bali"
"You can't even? That's odd."
"What has 3 thumbs and was born near a nuclear power plant? This guy"
"What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder? ""hey zeus!"""
"Ironically, the Boogeyman was a terrible dancer."
"Those people who try to tear you down are just pissed that they can't reach you where you are standing."