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Joke of the Day
"Whatever Mom, IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!!!"
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"These ramen noodles taste like payday is next Friday."
"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."
"Jesus Was Born In The Middle East... Why'd you think he was white?"
"Side Effects May Include: upset stomach, diarrhea, a tail, some hooves, ok so you might turn into a horse"
"Don't flatter yourself, any type of milkshake brings me to the yard."
"How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb? One Brazillion."
"IDEA: Cry HoleTM - the hole you can cry in"
"Grandma didn't do 69 I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, ""No, but I have done 53, that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"What's the difference between a microwave and anal sex? A microwave won't Brownen your meat"